I was just talking to my friend Jim, who works for the railroad.
Well, he doesn’t actually work for the railroad, he sells train cars to railroads.
I do like Jim, but as a rule, I don’t think I like railroad car salesmen.
Have you ever been sitting in your car, waiting for what feels like an hour at a train crossing, and thought to yourself “ya know, there should be more cars in this train”?
Those damn railroad car salespeople. What is their ultimate goal?
I’m sure they just want to sell as many railroad cars as possible.
But you can only have so many.
I bet they won’t be happy until there is just one long train, stretching from one coast to the other, not even able to move anywhere.
You want to go West? You’ll have to walk through each car door until you get to California…