October 2009
12 posts
I thought that watching Helvetica, the documentary about a font, would help me fall asleep. Instead, I’m staying up to watch it…
Oct 28th
Recapping my day: Didn’t go running, do crunches, or any other exercise. Did eat a burger. And fries. And a shake. Today was a good day.
Oct 21st
Did someone actually make a Mani/Pedi iPhone game? I think a girl on my train was just playing it. Bonus points for bedazzling!
Oct 20th
In addition to always having a full roll of Certs mints in my pocket, I like to keep one individually wrapped Cert.  That way, if I want to have a mint while other people are around me, I can pull out the single one and pop it in my mouth without feeling like I need to offer any to my friends.  They’ll think it was my last one.
Oct 20th
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Can’t believe I just wasted two good nipple band-aids for that pathetic three mile jog.
Oct 13th
I find it annoying when people don’t know how to shop Trader Joes properly.
Oct 13th
My trader joes list is organized exactly by order of occurence. I get in line with cart and get items as I pass them while in line.
Oct 13th
I’m looking at the worst murse on some dude’s shoulder. I don’t hate the idea of the man purse, although I don’t know what I would carry.
Oct 11th
While I was working at the door last night, a cute-ish girl punched me. That was a first.
Oct 6th
a good streetfight (not involving myself) is my favorite thing about nyc! http://bit.ly/gna10
Oct 6th
Every government employee I’ve interacted with in this Social Security office today has been mean and useless. Time to privatize everything! And, the guy in line ahead of me wants to change his full name to “Banks”. That’s dumb. Now he’s just wasting my time.
Oct 6th
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I like “putting the ball in other people’s court”. But mostly because I’m lazy.
Oct 4th